if u open ur eyes dramatic and big enough you’ll activate your sharingan
WE USED THE MASTER BALL ON A GOLDEEN
A mummified dinosaur provides the first evidence the scaly animals had fleshy head ornaments, scientists say.
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
dude whenever u see those posts that are like “u can go to any fantasy world you want but just one” and people are like HOMESTUCK or DOCTOR WHO or w/e. nah man. pokemon. there’s no pressure to go to school. the entire fucking economy seems to be based off of battling. you can make literally thousands of dollars from pokemon battles. also you get pokemon. there is literally no downside to this.
pairing you really love
pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
i was made to destroy.
—— not to fix
& not to heal
but to break,
& to [ kill ]